the yahoo staff are being scary
trying to socialize with friends
getting a compliment
new episode of my favorite show
responsibilities
life
whoever made this, I love you
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
matt smith is just 50% limbs and 50% ears now
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
You’ll see soon enough.
Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes
No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me:
HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.
